I’d be drinking too if I had to sit through all those idiots. They all sound like they’re singing through a cat’s ass.

I try not to watch the show myself, but apparently the kooky judge gave a critique for a performance that had yet to take place last night. I’d say that shows clearly that the show is scripted. It also shows that she may have been hitting the sauce.

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Did you know that Paula Abduls urine was once stolen? Apparently, she gave a urine sample to her doctor and later was shocked to find out that she needed to give another sample, because some crazed fan stole her first one.

Now what the hell are you gonna do with Paula abduls Pee-Pee? Maybe I don’t wanna know. Just please don’t clone her.

Paula:

“Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynaecologist and my doctor said, ‘We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?’ “I told him that I’d left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, ‘This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.’ Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it’s a funny story.”

No, it’s creepy. Who knows, maybe the freak is so enamored with this has-been, that he figures he’s got a new cologne.

There’s a scary thought!

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