David Thorne didn’t have the $233.95 to pay an overdue account. So he did what any sane man would do. He submitted a picture of a spider he drew instead. Unfortunately, Jane Gilles, wouldn’t accept it. Hit the jump to find out what happened next. It even involves time travel.

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Actress Elizabeth Hurley and her husband are taking some heat from the British press after reports were published that claim the multimillionaire couple pays their Indian maid just $2.33 an hour.

Both the Daily Mail and Mirror tabloids in Britain ran reports that the Austin Powers actress paid her maid, Violet D’Souza, just $200 for a 70-plus-hour workweek.

Wait. It gets better. They also claim D’Souza was paid in…Are you ready? Indian rupees. Not even British pounds. Not only is she cheap, but insulting too.

Reportedly, a five-figure settlement was being reached. This is way worse then that time I paid the electric bill in pennies and pocket lint.

This story reminded me that I need to make an announcement. I’m looking for a writer to help me out here at the Therapy. I’m willing to pay in a variety of odd currency, including various beat-up Nintendo Game manuals, candy, coupon books for such things as free hugs that I printed out myself, assorted recyclables and AOL CD’s.

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