Looks like a woman is claiming that she had a threesome with R. Kelly. I’m guessing that means her, R. kelly and his pee.

Prosecutors rested their case in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial after a day all about alleged misbehaviors and various perversions, extortion plots and a duffel bag full of sex tapes.

Witness Lisa Van Allen cried on the witness stand. I’m not sure if that’s because he peed on her or not. But I’m sure there must have been some yellow gold flying. She described several alleged three-way sexual encounters with the R&B star and the alleged victim, some of which she claimed Kelly videotaped.

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Natalie Portman got more then she bargained for in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That’s when some golden shower loving dog took a wiz on Queen Amidala.

I’m a little pissed off myself. When last I wrote Natalie, she wanted nothing to do with golden showers. At least that’s how I took the silence and lack of reply. Now she’s letting some dog give it to her? Well, it’s the least she deserves for Star Wars 1 through 3.

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