Unfortunately, it’s just for a movie. But that’s pretty cool too. It’s win/win when 2 quality Hollwood skanks swap spit. They are starring in the scandalous love affair film Vicky Cristina Barcelona by Woody Allen.(Oh shit. Woody Allen. That means you’ll have to sit through a bunch of touchy feely crap till you get to the good part.)

I have a thing for Penelope Cruz. Unfortunately security never lets me get that thing anywhere near her. Probably has something to do with an incident that happened about a year ago, when I was in the John taking care of some urges, having seen her on set. I swear I had no idea it was part of the set. They coulda said something before getting a half hour’s worth of video. They probably sold the footage to some third world country, as educational or something. I tried to convince them that I knew they were there all along and was performing a new Got Milk concept ad. Hey whatever.

Here she is on the set of her latest movie, co-starring her ass cheeks.

[Drunkenstepfather]

When you are a celebrity and want to drum up some quick PR, the quickest way to do so if you are a woman, is to passionately kiss another woman. If you feel that won’t get you the attention you crave, go ahead and make the other woman your sister…While your brother watches.

Okay, Penelope Cruz has gotten our attention.

Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica shared a passionate lesbian kiss on their younger brother’s music video, “Cosas Que Contar”.(Which probably means, “Damn. I actually got my two hot sisters to kiss and this pleases me.”)

According to FOX Pop Tarts’ Hollie McKay, the kiss was their brother Eduardo’s idea, who was seeking some publicity.

Well, you got it. I for one am appalled. So appalled in fact that I can’t seem to take my eyes off of it…Naughty.

[Celebrity-Gossip]