Looks like a woman is claiming that she had a threesome with R. Kelly. I’m guessing that means her, R. kelly and his pee.

Prosecutors rested their case in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial after a day all about alleged misbehaviors and various perversions, extortion plots and a duffel bag full of sex tapes.

Witness Lisa Van Allen cried on the witness stand. I’m not sure if that’s because he peed on her or not. But I’m sure there must have been some yellow gold flying. She described several alleged three-way sexual encounters with the R&B star and the alleged victim, some of which she claimed Kelly videotaped.

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You just know that Family Guy’s Quagmire would have a mousepad like this one. It makes it look like you have your hand up a girl’s skirt. And let’s face it, this is as close as some of you will ever get to putting your hand up a skirt.

P.S. Who the hell thinks this crap up? I bet they made one for their own fetish purposes and then got the bright idea to sell it.

Personally, I would put this on someones desk and set a mousetrap inside. You’ll know who the pervert is by their scream.

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Some things you just shake your head at. Others make you want to check out of civilization entirely and forget what you’ve just seen. This is the latter.

You might remember Birdo from Super Mario Brothers 2. I present the Birdo fetish costume. All the finer perves from Mario land own one for when they bang each other at parties.

Another innocent Mario childhood memory twisted and perverted. And I am left with the aftermath of this image in my head.

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A company called ANovelT aren’t afraid to make “Chocolate Party Hats” designed to be worn on your “other head” and “consumed” during oral sex. This product would seem to cater to both geeks and people who have sex. Which is an oxymoron. My guess is, they sold 2 so far. Both sales were to guys who have large comic book collections and are double jointed.

You can get a viking helmet and a cowboy hat AND they’re working on a CHOCOLATE MASTER CHIEF PENIS HELMET.

Just like that Master Chief becaomes Master-Bating Chief.

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