Or so it would seem… A week after getting caught smoking a doobie in a London park, our favorite freak of nature Amy Winehouse took to the streets on Tuesday night and eyewitnesses snapped some photos of the creature.

She is no longer just a train wreck. This is like a 747 hitting a schoolbus at a stoplight. Just look at that glazed look as she communicates with another realm. Frankly I’m surprised the shirt is as white as it is. Even her hair is like wtf? and almost looks like a question mark near her necklace. I’m pretty sure anybody with standards low enough could just walk right up to her and do her for about 15 minutes, then send her on her way and she’d be none the wiser as she goes about her business of mumbling and stumbling.

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I’ll try to keep this brief lest I taste my own vomit thanks to yet another Heather Mills photo. The gold digger’s picture below, was taken by top fashion photographer Tony McGee in 1999, and was originally meant to promote Mills’ anti-landmine charity. She didn’t publish it at the time because she feared McCartney’s view of her might change if it were released. Now that she’s got the money, she doesn’t give a toss.

She’s got 2 boobs and a stump, and by god she’s gonna show em. Pic below.
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