If you are a Star Trek geek and also love steampunk, the two have now merged: Here’s a set of very well-done photoshoppery by Rabbittooth. Hit the link.

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I have no idea what the hell Sarah is promoting in this photo shoot. I could care less. I like to see girls slut it up. Is it just me or does she look like she’s on something? It’s very “trailer park milf”. A few more below.
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I have seen that ass in my dreams. That tight body. Jessica Alba’s pretty sweet too… Oh Gaudalupe, cheap mexican help to the stars, please say you’ll be mine and let me caress the folds of that gargantuan leg….

Holy shit! Jessica Alba ass. This really is just like in my dreams, except in my dreams she’s hiding my salami instead of hiding a baby from the camera.

Before she made it big on Desperate Housewives and made it big in my pants, she was a lingerie model. This shot is from 2001 and it’s a damn shame you went into acting. We could have had more pics like this. More pics here.

“We’ll give it another two weeks or so,” one tells Fox News via Gawker.com.

Why? Hathaway has been the subject of non-stop celebrity gossip following her recent breakup with scam artist Raffaelo Follieri. So I guess someone wants to cash in.

No one rocked the jumpsuit like Elvis. And it didn’t matter if it was fat Elvis or the more slim Elvis. Well, here’s some news that should make Elvis fans drop their Peanut Butter and Banana sandwiches. Some never-before-seen photos have surfaced of Elvis rocking Madison Square Garden in all his 70’s jumpsuited glory. The images were taken in 1972 by George Kalinsky, the official photographer of MSG.(The arena not the food ingredient.)

What’s rare is how crisp and clear the photos are. You won’t see many Elvis photos like them.

Cool news. It should ease his troubled ghostly spirit. Lately he’s been spinning around in his grave due to the fact that his wife has the face of the grim reaper of plastic surgery and his daughter can no longer fit into ANY jumpsuit.

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I must be a well-loved carpenter out of work, because I keep getting wood from unexpected sources. Case in point, these Lindsay Lohan Nude photos where she tries to look like Marilyn. I’m not all that into Lindsay, but I admit there’s something sexy about some of these shots. Not the one above though, that weird thing she’s doing with her mouth ruins it.

The story goes like this: In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot some Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have become known as “The Last Sitting.”

Now 46 years later and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan. Why? Who the hell knows. I guess we gotta get somebodt nude and in a Marilyn wig. They both like/liked sex a whole lot, I hear they are both easy, and of course both really like a good drug.

Is that a tattoo on Lindsay’s ass, or the photograher’s handprint? Could be a permanent slap imprint from several guys taking the reigns and urging her onward.

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It’s not Lindsay’s week. First, her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles told Britain’s News of the World that Lohan “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” and now Giles is selling photos he took of Lohan while they were together.

The story goes like this:

Two sweethearts meet in rehab and get addicted to sex with each other. Once the puss-bag ex is an ex he runs to the tabloids talking about their sloppy sex life. Then, dozens of e-mails find their way to magazine editors from a well-known photo agency. E-mails that included snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, as well as a note that the pics were “personal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.”

Jessusss. You got nothing better to do then talk about sex that you USED to have with a hot girl? And when that fails, you’re gonna email pics? I’m guessing you won’t ever be getting anymore from Lindsay. Smooth move.