There’s a bunch of new pics from “The Next Doctor”. You can find a bunch over at io9 and some more here. Looks like an awesome episode. A future Doctor, New cyber-leader, weird cybermen animal things and Christmas. It doesn’t get much better.

Some talented steampunk/Star Wars lovers recently posted some cool Star Wars pictures with the twist of what Star Wars would have looked like if it was Steampunk style! It’s some really nice stuff. Leia showing off her Steampunk boobs is just one of many outstanding images. Hit the link for the rest.

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Hit the link for new pics from the upcoming Wolverine movie. The Sabretooth pic is cool, but check out this one that shows him storming the beaches of Normandie with a cigar.

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I have no idea what the hell Sarah is promoting in this photo shoot. I could care less. I like to see girls slut it up. Is it just me or does she look like she’s on something? It’s very “trailer park milf”. A few more below.
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TMZ is reporting that federal officials have launched a search to track down photos of Jamie Lynne Spears breast-feeding her newborn baby Maddie that were taken by her boyfriend and the baby’s father Aldridge. A memory card was then taken to Wal-Mart (the Spears love Wal-Mart apparently) for some of the photos to be developed, but someone apparently capitalized on the tabloid gold and has stolen the exposing photos. Spears is a minor, making this a much more serious situation.

I guess some people like wanking it to a minor breast feeding another minor. Fucking sicko. I say sicko not because he likes breast-feeding, but because he develops photos at Walmart.

Before she made it big on Desperate Housewives and made it big in my pants, she was a lingerie model. This shot is from 2001 and it’s a damn shame you went into acting. We could have had more pics like this. More pics here.

Eva Longoria in a bikini… It’s a good Friday. Thank you God for skimpy bikinis and brave photographers. And now, a poem.

Eva Longoria
I want you to be my whoria
I would do you so long
You would be sore-ira

[Bauer-Griffin]

Billy took his cowboy hat and boots to the Today show to try to promote his upcoming show
Nashville Star and talk about the fact that it will have 2 or 3 viewers. As usual he uses his daughter’s fame to promote his own show. When asked about his slut offspring daughter’s racy pics he said:

“I didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket,”

Whatever. That’s the same exact thing I said to the cops when they caught hauling livestock across state lines. You don’t want to know.

He basically said he’s ok with the whole thing. Billy Ray Cleetus is finding that it aint all easy since he packed up the truck and moved to Beverly. So he’s been banking on his daughter’s skanking.