“We’ll give it another two weeks or so,” one tells Fox News via Gawker.com.

Why? Hathaway has been the subject of non-stop celebrity gossip following her recent breakup with scam artist Raffaelo Follieri. So I guess someone wants to cash in.

The little skank that could, Miley Cyrus, will appear in some racy (and some might say borderline kiddie porn) pics in Vanity Fair magazine. She’s only 15 years old! She posed for a shoot with photographer Annie Liebovitz.

Miley actually apologized to fans about the pics.

She says:

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

“I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Vanity Fair says:

“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley. In fact, when Bruce Handy interviewed Miley, he asked her about the photo and she was very cheerful about it and thought it was perfectly fine.”

Let me sum it up for you. Vanity Fair is wrong and so is Miley Cyrus.(Or they are both right, depending on your perspective.) What we have here are two A-hole entities who want to make money. They mutually needed each other to do so and they mutually agreed on these pics.

By generating controversy about the very pics they agreed to, Miley and her handlers get a ton of buzz. This equals more money in the well oiled 15 year old cash machine that is Miley Cyrus. It’s simple Hollywood math.

And so the die has been cast and the only thing left for them to do is sit back and watch the zombie population react exactly as they are supposed to. And count the money.

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No one rocked the jumpsuit like Elvis. And it didn’t matter if it was fat Elvis or the more slim Elvis. Well, here’s some news that should make Elvis fans drop their Peanut Butter and Banana sandwiches. Some never-before-seen photos have surfaced of Elvis rocking Madison Square Garden in all his 70’s jumpsuited glory. The images were taken in 1972 by George Kalinsky, the official photographer of MSG.(The arena not the food ingredient.)

What’s rare is how crisp and clear the photos are. You won’t see many Elvis photos like them.

Cool news. It should ease his troubled ghostly spirit. Lately he’s been spinning around in his grave due to the fact that his wife has the face of the grim reaper of plastic surgery and his daughter can no longer fit into ANY jumpsuit.

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Before Sarah Larson was George Clooney’s arm puppet, she was a real party girl as evidenced by this photo and others. George, you the man. Not only did someone get her to lick something off a magazine, but somehow they talked her into sticking a beverage in her crack, apparently. Nice work all around.

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