Courtney Love (a.k.a. “Old Madonna in 1920’s” pinstripes above) claims that the ashes of her late husband Kurt Cobain were stolen. Get this. The ashes were stored in… A pink teddy bear bag with a lock of Kurt’s hair. Supposedly, it was taken from her house along with thousands of dollars in jewelry, according to News of the World:

Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”
The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide.

What’s weirder, the fact that Cobain’s ashes were stolen, or the fact that zombie Madonna here keeps them in a pink teddy bear bag…with hair?

I kept some cash and skittles in a blow-up doll once, but that was an emergency. And hey, Courtney, you’ve clearly been dead a long time already. I haven’t seen so much jibber-jabber from a zombie since Vincent Price introduced horror movies in the 70’s.

[Newsoftheworld]

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Well, no wonder Pink endorsed this this thing. It’s not just pink, it has alot of cool features. The i.Beat p!nk retails for $79.99 for the 1GB version. There’s also a black version, which Pink presumably does not endorse.

[i.Beat p!nk] VIA [Chip Chick]