Kendra Wilkinson is engaged. Phildadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett proposed to whack-job atop the Space Needle over the weekend. E! News reports:

Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K’s reps…haven’t heard back.
But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, “it’s true.”

So, there ya go. One less dumb blonde on the market.

Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon both have Florida police records! The 19 year-old twins who just moved into the Playboy Mansion, are both on probation for a battery arrest in St. Petersberg.

They were arrested in the early morning on Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, according to arrest reports. Both were released after posting $10,000 bonds. The twins were ordered to pay for restitution, and were given probation.

What does Hef care? I wouldn’t give a crap. Bad girls are hot in bed…Until they tie you down and steal all your shit so you gotta buy it back from ebay. But enough about my experience with the Olsen twins.

Hef says:

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hef said yesterday.

With Hugh Hefner confirming his relationships are done with the current Girls Next Door and rumors of his impending new relationship with twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon there is room for one more lady. The third ho will be a college senior from Georgia that has already done work for Playboy. Amy Leigh Andrews.

The former number-one girlfriend of the Playboy founder confirmed her break up with Hef this week, simply telling celebrity gossip blog TMZ: “Hef and I aren’t together.”

Truth is that old man sex is fucking nasty. It’s like when you walk in on your grandparents fucking, but your grandmother happens to be the lovely Holly Madison riding and grinding against shriveled prunes that drag against the bed and every once in a while your grandfather actually moves despite the risk of a stroke, always allowing the Grim Reapers Scythe to just miss, because he’s right there watching this horror and doing his best to end it.

Hugh Hefner’s youngest and dumbest girlfriend/ho Kendra Wilkinson is reportedly dating Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, according to Page Six. They which also confirms the rumors of Holly Madison and Criss Angel hooking up are true:

As for Madison’s fling with Angel, Hefner smirked, “One hopes . . . that when she starts dating, she’ll have better taste.” Only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal while developing a show for the Travel Channel.

So Kendra’s new career is dating sports players. What else was she gonna do, honestly.

Hef always has a good eye. He knows how to spot a money-grubbing ho and capitalize on her greed. Hef wants Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin to pose naked in Playboy magazine…if her White House campaign fails.
The 44-year-old Alaska Governor and former beauty queen has a huge male following(God knows why, she’s obviously the type that looks better with clothes on. I mean you can tell she would be good for head now and then, but you don’t want any part of that vagina. It would suck you in turn you into another mindless Washington A-hole) and Hefner is convinced the magazine would fly off the shelves if she agreed.

Rumor is that Holly left Hef. I say it’s bullshit. He would have to forcibly pry her cold dead hands from his Playboy money and sperm. Also apparently Holly somehow has been seeing Criss Angel, the half retard magician. Talk about downgrading. That guy makes I Am Sam look like Sean Connery.

Rumor is that Downey will play Hugh Hefner. He’s been named by Hugh Hefner to portray him in the biopic “Playboy” about the 82-year-old’s life of luxury and excess. Interesting. From Iron Man to Bunny Humper.

She used to be the most downloaded woman on the internet until other tits and asses got some downloads of their own. Money must be getting tight for her since she has now posed nude twice in the last few years after saying she had no desire to be nude. Hit the link for pics.

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A new book about Hef, titled “Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream,” provides details about his open sexual history with family and friends. It tells us what we already knew. That the man is a freak.

“One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers’ words, ‘It was different and exciting.’ According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized.”

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. “It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening,” Watts writes. “[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.”

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