Thank god. I can finally realize my odd fetish of watching robot strippers take it all off. When they give you a lap dance, they are really grinding…gears.

Oh yeah. I want to see all my robot bitches dance.

[Botropolis]

From the “Oh My How Low Has This Celebrity Gone” Department comes word that sexy bombshell Carmen Electra has signed a worldwide arraignment with UK based women’s brand Peekaboo to stick her name on a new dance pole you can install at home. It’s called the Electra-Pole Professional Pole Kit.

Peekaboo says its three pole kit is stable enough for you to flaunt it like Carmen would (if she had much of a career left). It comes with an assembly DVD (we’d prefer demonstration DVD ourselves) and storage bag. Price? Around $130.

The former Baywatch babe is also set to become “the face of the Peekaboo brand worldwide.” You go Carmen – bring us some of that Peekaboo-described “cheeky, sexy fun!”