This pretty much parallels the current election.

Kristen Bell is highly fuckable, but this poem shit really annoys me. In the half hour it took to film that rhyming turd, she could have been on film nude somewhere or in porn. Well, I also have a poem right back at her.

Nothing could be finer
Then Kristen Bell’s vaginer

See it glisten,
see it listen,
to all your hopes and dreams.

Watch it move,
watch it groove,
after I supplied the lube.

Oh Kristen
Oh Kristen
I work you like a piston.

But now it’s time to do you in your butt.

I hope you enjoyed that. I won an award for that poem in the third grade.