I have no idea who told her that this shit was a good idea. I think she’s just bored and trying to stay relevant by not being very funny.

…And the free clinics are now packed. Penicillin has run out.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the conservative on ABC’s The View, campaigned in Florida over the weekend for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate. Here’s Elisabeth’s introduction of the V.P. nominee. She spoke of the All-American values of the GOP ticket, and had some harsh words for Barack Obama, especially over the Sarah Palin wardrobe criticism…

She needs to stick gto the View and pushing out little Republicans.

Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are trying to be funny in a pro-Barack Obama commercial that jokingly warns of the dangers of voting for John McCain. But still, it’s true. Vote McCain at your risk.

Just like she supports having a bunch of kids to wreck her vagina. She tells Vanity Fair that it’s the nominee’s positions on global issues, and not his skin color or background, that most appeals to her.

“Obama fights for international justice, he wants to militarily intervene in cases of genocide, and close Guantanamo Bay.” Jolie said in a recent interview. “These are the things that could move me to vote for him, not his roots.”

Kristen Bell is highly fuckable, but this poem shit really annoys me. In the half hour it took to film that rhyming turd, she could have been on film nude somewhere or in porn. Well, I also have a poem right back at her.

Nothing could be finer
Then Kristen Bell’s vaginer

See it glisten,
see it listen,
to all your hopes and dreams.

Watch it move,
watch it groove,
after I supplied the lube.

Oh Kristen
Oh Kristen
I work you like a piston.

But now it’s time to do you in your butt.

I hope you enjoyed that. I won an award for that poem in the third grade.

Here’s a craigslist posting in Los Angeles looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike to be in a porno. I find it interesting that no anal is required since McCain/Palin would like to do the American people in the ass once elected.

[Craigslist]

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Sarah Silverman endorses Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama by encouraging her fellow Jews to visit their Florida grandparents and talk them into voting for Obama. Sarah isn’t looking as hot as usual, but still very bangable.

NSFW because of language.

If McCains dick grew with every lie he wouldn’t need viagra anymore. Yesterday, Republican presidential candidate John McCain was supposed to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman, but he bailed at the last second to head to Washington and deal with the country’s mounting economic crisis. So he said. Turns out it was a typical McCain lie. He was down the street with Katie Couric in an interview.

Rightly, Letterman went off on some serious rants against McCain and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

That’s right, even superheroes hate Sarah Palin. Wonder Woman herself, actress Lynda Carter, who recently talked to Philadelphia Magazine about the potential vp had this to say:

Don’t get me started. She’s the anti-Wonder Woman. She’s judgmental and dictatorial, telling people how they’ve got to live their lives. And a superior religious self-righteousness … that’s just not what Wonder Woman is about. Hillary Clinton is a lot more like Wonder Woman than Mrs. Palin. She did it all, didn’t she?

No one has the right to dictate, particularly in this country, to force your own personal views upon the populace — religious views. I think that is suppressive, oppressive, and anti-American. We are the loyal opposition. That’s the whole point of this country: freedom of speech, personal rights, personal freedom. Nor would Wonder Woman be the person to tell people how to live their lives. Worry about your own life! Worry about your own family! Don’t be telling me what I want to do with mine.

I like John McCain. But this woman — it’s anathema to me what she stands for. I think America should be very afraid. Very afraid. Separation of church and state is the one thing the creators of the Constitution did agree on — that it wasn’t to be a religious government. People should feel free to speak their minds about religion but not dictate it or put it into law.

There you have it. You now have the tall female amazon reaction. One lesbian outraged by another.

No not in that way, though I’m sure they could scissor each other until their legs cut paper. On SNL of course. In a skit that resembles two lesbians presenting at an awards show.