Tom Cruise thinks Victoria Beckham may have too much influence on his zombie wife, Katie Holmes. And yes that pic IS in fact Katie Holmes and IS NOT an old friend of your mother’s from the retirement home.

According to a source:

“Katie sees Victoria as a role model.”

“She copies Victoria’s look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny.”

First off, who the hell would use that reject for a role model? Secondly, seaweed shakes are for mermaids. This girl needs serious kelp.(get it? Kelp…)

At a recent lunch at L.A.’s Osteria Mozza, Holmes ate “only steamed asparagus as an appetizer, then a tiny plate of chilled beets for her entrée,” a diner told Life and Style magazine.

Then there was another encounter, where Katie and Posh shared a green salad without dressing, one piece of fish and one side of steamed spinach. They also ordered one regular Coke and two glasses of ice.

These two dingbats can at least help keep each other tethered to the planet, while the air in their heads builds up like helium.

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Sometimes it’s best to keep one’s mouth shut. As typically happens, Stupid Spice opened her mouth and gave us a glimpse of shallow thought processes. In short, she thinks very highly of herself(Despite looking like a mannequin) and she believes true fans are the ones that cry and pass out when they see her.

“When I went to Japan recently there were lots of lovely little Japanese people there to greet me. There were tears, which I always like. I think that shows you are a true fan, when you cry - or when you pass out. When the paramedics are called, it’s always a good sign. That shows real determination as a fan.”

Shallow much? I bet she’d be over the moon if some deluded “little Japanese people” committed suicide at the sight of her. Jesus Posh, your 15 minutes have got to be nearly up. Don’t alienate the few fans you have left.

It’s like she thinks she’s Snow White and the Japanese people are the 7(billion) Dwarves.

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