If you saw this scene on Christmas eve, you probably weren’t sure if you were going to survive through morning and Christmas morning began, not with the footsteps of reindeer, but with a fight on your rooftop between Batman and the Joker, ending with the Joker falling down your chimney.

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Here’s the latest poster for the upcoming season of Lost. Lost will return on Wednesday, January 21st 2009.

So this is an ad campaign from those kooky folks at PETA. Like Bob Barker, they want you to spay and neuter your pets. Who better to preach against animal sex then a human who has fucked her way through the human race like a horny silicon-titted comet…Jenna Jameson. Now that she has shagged every guy on Earth except me and has a spooge factory in her stomach to prove it, she thinks animals need to stop humping.

Hey Jenna, you forgot a dick. Over here. *waves* Here’s the deal, you bang me and I’ll chop off the testicles of any animal that comes within 100 yards of me. Cool?