Protesters outside the “All My Sons” production expressed their displeasure with the cult of Scientology and Tom Cruise, who was personally on hand to babysit his Stepford wife.

The Gerbils are rebelling against Richard Gere. They’ve had enough. Buy a shirt and help these small creatures who have fought bravely against dark, cramped spaces, much like the legendary Lemmywinks.

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