Yes, like a slug in it’s death throws under a mound of salt, she’s still alive. Amy Winehouse faces arrest after allegedly hitting a woman dancer in the face. The dancer had asked to take the her picture.

Amy ran off, crying out: “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more.”

Police were called to the $700-a-ticket bash in central London, where Amy Winehouse performed, and took a statement from Sherene Flash, the dancer who got laid out.

Why does my daughter not loan me some money! Punch! Take that silly ribbon off! Punch! Is it wrong to think my daughter is hot and go into her panty drawer? Punch!

And for the love of god, why do I look like The Greatest American Hero guy? Punch!

During a concert in England last night, the Crack Maven punched a fan who attempted to grab her. She probably confused the fan for a crack dealer who hasn’t been producing. What else ya gonna do but punch that dude and try to score some stuff.

It’s actually pretty damn funny. She’s singing like normal and just starts decking somebody.