White boy rapping has-been and Vanilla Ice 2.0 Eminem is being sued for punching some dude in a bathroom in 2006. The main question when one is punched in a bathroom: Did the guy have his dick out? And did he want Eminem to sing into it?

The incident occurred when a fan, Miad Jarbou and his friend approached the (C)rapper in the bathroom at Cheatah’s strip club. They wanted an autograph and approached Em while he was using the urinal. Em’s bodyguard turned them away and that’s when Jarbou said he was assaulted.

Yeah but did you have your dick out? That’s the only reason to punch a guy in the john.

Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle.

She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig?

Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving aint no damn jokey.

I gots a reputation and da dog’s bitch got to be okie dokie.

We all loved Star Trek: The Next Generation at one time. right? This video by “Those Aren’t Muskets” has some awesome and funny jokes. If you were ever a Trek geek, you will find TONS of classic references. Features some of the best lyrics EVER! Like: I left the holodeck with a hollow dick.

Vanilla Ice was held without bond Friday after his arrest on a charge of simple domestic battery after apparently arguing with his wife at their South Florida home. His arrest was not for being a has-been white boy still trying to belt out half-ass rap, though I can see how you might make that mistake.

Judging by the photo, I can only assume that he has become some sort of Marvel Comics super villian with a touch of downs syndrome.

The 39-year-old (c)rapper’s wife called the Sheriff’s Office on Thursday night, saying he had kicked and hit her. She later told deputies he had only pushed her, according to the arrest report.

The phone call went something like this. “Yeah, he’s like kicking and hitting me. His name is Vanilla Ice. No, not like a snowcone at all. No, no, the has-been rapper who hasn’t been making shit for money lately and I’m sick of it. I had to downgrade from a limo to a honda 5 years ago! Hang on a sec…dammit if you can’t man up and get a hit record I’m gonna put your ass in jail where some big bastard can melt your tiny vanilla ice balls in his mouth!…Sorry about that, please hurry, the address is…

[AOL]

Here’s a Star Wars rap song video with movie clips. No nudity but, lots of foul language. I find it funny as hell and I’m gonna watch it again a few times. Damn Yoda can really bust a move! Who knew he smoked Dagobah green.

And don’t be all like, “Damn that shit was lame.” Cause it’s not. It’s my new favorite Star Wars theme. If John Williams was from the hood, you know it would sound like this. Word to the Wookie!

[Geekologie]