This attorney looks like he just got finished collecting money from his bitches. Now he’s gonna have a ride in his sweet Mercedes. He looks like he may have fallen out of a rap video circa 1999. He’s definite fly, even Dy-No-Mite. But he don’t look like no lawyer. Word to your mother bitches. He’ll bail you out and get you shagged all in one night, then plant some blow on you and represent you in the morning. Nah, he’s probably a nice dude. Maybe.

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Dr. Dre’s son, Andre Young, Jr., was found dead over the weekend. According to reports, Andre Jr. returned home early in the morning on Saturday and was later found unresponsive by his mother. The cause of death is still unknown.

White boy rapping has-been and Vanilla Ice 2.0 Eminem is being sued for punching some dude in a bathroom in 2006. The main question when one is punched in a bathroom: Did the guy have his dick out? And did he want Eminem to sing into it?

The incident occurred when a fan, Miad Jarbou and his friend approached the (C)rapper in the bathroom at Cheatah’s strip club. They wanted an autograph and approached Em while he was using the urinal. Em’s bodyguard turned them away and that’s when Jarbou said he was assaulted.

Yeah but did you have your dick out? That’s the only reason to punch a guy in the john.