Not a minute too soon too. That show was so fucking boring, it made me want to NOT do her. And I’ll do almost any chick, even the semi-conscious and the occasional special olympian. So much jibber-jabber came out of her damn mouth, it was like God compressed the entire yenta cast of the view into a single airhead blow up doll.

Whoever decided to pull the plug on this Must See Fecal TV has my thanks. This reality turd was so bad, I’m pretty sure I caught VD from Denise through my cable box. Damn thing was unprotected. It was getting all warty and shriveled so I called the cable company and now I have a cable box condom for trash like Denise. Which is good, cuz it protected me from two close calls with Pam Anderson.

Mini me is getting his own reality TV show. The 39 year old has already begun shooting the series, and is hoping for some network attention.
Troyer tells Us Weekly, “It’s about being a dwarf in Hollywood.”

Is that what it’s about? I thought it was about getting drunk and peeing on the floor like on VH1’s The Surreal Life in 2007.

Denise Richards told Larry King that she did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters.

But a friend of Charlie Sheen says Denise is a liar. Super hot, but a liar.

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”

Apparently, Denise also received $60,000 a month in alimony for two years.

Plus, she gets a large part of Sheen’s “Two And A Half Men” money. With syndication and residuals, she’s estimated to earn $25 million from the show.

Marrying a has-been can really pay off.

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