Word is that Scientologists are out to get Amy. Like they don’t have enough freaks in their ranks.

Members of the Church of Scientology want Wino to get on their Narconon drugs program, which it claims has helped hundreds of people kick their addiction, according to the Sunday Mirror.

“She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album,” said a source.

Just like the fucking Nazis! They will rat out anyone so that they may sacrifice souls to Tom. And Amy’s soul would be quite tasty. A hint of smack with skank sauce, with an aftertaste of wet fart.