This ring is made to look like a big block Chevy V8 engine. The kind that adorn some lawns in the south.

“Becky Sue. I love you. Ever since we don watched our first Nascar together, ever since I seen you ride that mechnical bull, my moonshine pickled heart belongs to you. I present this ring as a token of mah infection. You mean more to me then my vintage beer can collection. Now let’s go tell dad that his two favorire kids is gettin married.

$299.99

[Cruzinworld]

Cue banjo music. These are the floaters of the real estate commode. Genuine redneck houseboats. Why have an engine block on your lawn when you can use it as an anchor?

I’m pretty sure this is a scene from a sequel to deliverance. It’s even got an upper level for lawn chairs and sun drying the squirrels you’re cooking up for dinner.

[offbeathomes]

Well Cletus and Thelma Lou can have as many kids as the government has checks for, what with this fancy multi-tiered trailer mansion.

I suppose the best part would be that you could throw diapers and Mountain Dew cans out the window all day and never pay it no mind no how. Plus, from the higher levels, you get a great bird’s eye view of the big block engine in your yard.

[Offbeat Homes]