In June Heather Locklear checked herself into rehab, and three months later she has been arrested for Driving Under the Influence. Locklear was arrested on Saturday night and spent the night in lock-up until she was released Sunday morning. Love the mugshot. It’s that crack whore chic look that seems to say she’ll blow ya for a dime bag or a food stamp of the right denomination.

For David Duchovny the truth is out there…And it can be found in a vagina.

The actor issued a statement that he has entered rehab for treatment of sex addiction.

David has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997 and the couple have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

You can just imagine the conversation that led to his realization.

Tea: David, this has to stop. My vagina hurts non-stop and I caught you humping a stuffed animal yesterday.

David: I just can’t get enough. I’ve ruined every watermelon that has entered this house. I can’t be trusted with animals. I’m so ashamed. I need help.

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler checked himself into the same Pasadena, Calif. rehabilitation clinic where VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” was filmed, according to TMZ.

TMZ is reporting that the 60-year-old rocker is seeking treatment for unspecified “substance abuse,’ and a rep contacted by Us magazine said they knew “nothing about” a possible rehab stint.

My guess is it’s a hip replacement. Or maybe he felt chilled and needed a special sweater that says grandpa on it. Fucking old rockers piss me off. Tyler can be seen in the pic above trying to avoid losing his face to the expanding black hole of massive lips.

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It’s always nice to see stars that don’t give up. Most stars are in and out of rehab. Partly because of their messed up lives and partly because they don’t take their shit seriously. Well, by all accounts Fergie takes it seriously. That’s why she is still undergoing narcotics treatment to keep herself clean.

The sometimes hot and sometimes not singer used ecstasy and crystal methamphetamines in her youth. Although she is now drug-free, the 32-year-old still undergoes therapy.

She says: “It wasn’t a quick fix, it was years of work and it’s continual. You don’t go in and out of rehab and then you’re done. I constantly work at things.

“I do hypnotherapy, which is a really big thing in my life. It works well with me because you go back into your subconscious and there are positive suggestions that are said to you. It really works for me.”

We salute Fergie for only currently being addicted to that douche from the Las Vegas show.

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What kind of bizarro world am I living in here, where Amy Winehouse moves into the land of OZ? I just can’t figure out which one she would be, maybe the Scarecrow in need of a brain.

Apparently her and Kelly Osbourne are close and according to reports, the cracked out skank-pole is planning on moving in with the famous reality TV family.

She is reportedly moving in to the family’s guest house.

What is up with this? Don’t they have enough animal feces to clean up already around there? I’m surprised Jack and Kelly aren’t pissing themselves, while Ozzy does the zombie walk and mumbles incoherently.

Well, the Osbournes do like to take in strays so maybe it will be good for her and get her off the crack and whatnot.

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