The Joker’s Heist Mask is $129, an officially licensed full size 1:1, 14 inch replica of the Joker mask.

$129 is nothing when you have a heist planned. You’ll make a lot more then that. So don’t be cheap on your mask.

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Yeah, it’s an outrageously overpriced Star Wars toy, but it’s no toy. It’s a recreation of the X-Wing models Lucas and crew used in Star Wars. It’s just under 2-feet long. Here are some specs:

• Digitally scanned from an original miniature body
• Quality resin construction
• Die-cast and injection-molded structure and details
• Machined aluminum “S” foils that can be displayed closed or in the open attack position.
• Fully detailed and lighted interior cockpit and engines
• Accurately detailed and lighted R2-D2
• Luke Skywalker pilot figure sculpted by Gentle Giant
• Display Stand
• Numbered plaque

It’s going on sale tomorrow if you are wealthy enough to get one.

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Okay fellow geeks, it’s time to get your Halloween costume ready in May. Here’s the helmet. You are on your own with the rest of the armor. It’s officially licensed by Marvel Comics. It’s available at www.80stees.com for $60 but too bad it’s out of stock.

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Just flip the switch, and this desktop device will project a Bat-Signal an impressive 16 feet! Now one geek can summon another geek, while trying to summon Batman, who will NEVER come.

It’s powered by a plug-in, UL adapter and two ultra-bright bulbs, also includes a fan to keep it cool and a swivel feature enabling the Bat-Signal to pan across the room.

It can be yours for the ridiculous price of $309.

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This cylon is seven feet tall and made from fiberglass. It’s painted and sculpted to look like a real cylon. If you’re willing to lay down $7900 you can have one in your home.

Of course if you have that much dough to lay out for a fiberglass Cylon, you can probably afford a real one.

Personally if I were going to spend that much on a Cylon it better be Tricia Helfer.

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This is a Terminator 2 lifesize endoskull. An exclusive studio replica from the Terminator 2 movie, complete with illuminating red LED eyes and sound effects display base.

It’s not just a cool Sci-Fi replica. Think about all the fun you could have with this thing. I just ordered one and one of the fun activities I have planned is this:

I’m going to sneak out of bed one night and put this thing in the bed next to my wife. Facing her, of course. Then I’m going to set up a video recorder and head out to play some all night poker. When I return the next day to an empty house, I’ll have a look at the video and watch her scream. Then I’ll contemplate my new bachelorhood and think about what else my new friend can do.

Ahhh. Good times. All for the price of $974.90.

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