Geekery and fashion spent the night together. Here’s their child. A very retro turntable ring. The turntable is made of real vinyl, with a moving stylus arm. It’s sterling silver. Just needs tiny records.

[Oyemodern]

Be prepared, that’s my motto, good Boy Scout that I am. That’s why I can appreciate this viagra ring. Not that I need it, mind you. But it’s nice to know that when I get frail and old and still want a roll in the hay with a supple young blog groupie, there are certain safeguards in place.

All you need to do is break the glass(Or cheap plastic) in an emergency situation and soon you will be ready.

I wouldn’t advise wearing it publicly though, thereby advertising your flacidness. At $2.99 it’s a cheaper erection than the price of most porno mags.

[Nerd Approved]