Turkish designer, Fatih Baltas may just be the new head nerd in some new D&D like gaming cult based on Rock, Paper, Scissors. Thanks to his new dice. Forget your hands, just roll the dice. There is no way for cheaters to slightly delay their actions on the last count of 3! And now those without arms can finally get in on the action by tossing the dice with their mouth. Of course there’s the whole saliva controversy affecting the roll.

[Coroflot]

Ron English’s contemporary artworks exhibited at The Shooting Gallery in San Francisco are pretty awesome. He takes classic iconic portraits of religious scenes, then adds famous black and white clown eye make up of the KISS rockers.

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I guess that means at least one person still gives a toss about this old hag from children’s tales. Someone threw a rock at Madonna’s SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park. That’s the story anyway. I’m thinking her VD jumped from her withered old cooch and finally made it’s escape. It will make it’s way to Britney’s cootie infested panties where it will live the good life until retirement.

Kryptonite is hard to find. Just ask Superman’s arch nemesis Lex Luther. (I’m talking the Gene Hackman version. Not that putz on that teeny-bopper show on the CW) I mean, we’re talking chunks of Superman’s home planet here. This stuff doesn’t exactly grow on trees. Which explains why four colored rocks will cost you $274.99.

What are you gonna do? If you want to kill Superman, it’ll cost ya.

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This photo of Brittany Murphy is sure to create more wood then a Brazilian rainforest. She looks absolutely sexy and I will vote now that I have been properly swayed by a beautiful woman. The picture was taken at the “House of Hype Daytime Hospitality Lounge” which was held at the Hard Rock Casino.

She has my vote! But I can’t help but notice how pointy her elbows are. Can you imagine those things jabbing you in bed at night? They could poke an eye out.

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