If there’s one thing I know, it’s that girls on roller skates are twice as hot as normal girls. Take Roller Girl from the movie Boogie Nights. She’s fast, she’s hot, she’s easy. The only downside is it hurts twice as much when they kick you in the balls. But in my defense, no one told me it was wrong to shop for sex in the roller rink. I did give them the advantage of naming the price.

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