Ryan Seacrest isn’t part of Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week,” he did have his foot bitten by a baby shark over the weekend! The shark let go as douchebag and homo isn’t it’s cup of tea.

“A thousand people in the ocean and I get bit by the shark,” Seacrest joked on his KIIS FM morning show.

Will Ryan Seacrest never ever leave our TV screens again? The slick celebritard may be replacing Larry King in 2009. A source from within CNN says that Seacrest is involved in “serious negotiations” to take over “Larry King Live”.

God help us all. On the other hand, I’m not sure Larry King can actually die at this point.

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