Sarah Jessica Parker has removed her chin mole. It shared every starring role that she had and had it’s own agent.

The decison to ditch the well-known mark may have been a reaction from the actress, after criticism from The New York Observer’s Rex Reed that the mole stood out on the big screen in Sex and the City: The Movie.

“There’s nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker, that couldn’t be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up..” Reed wrote.

Amen brother.

I think viewers of ABC’s The Mole pulled it off so they could say they found the mole.

Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.

My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.

Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”

They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.

[Pipedream Products]