And no, he wasn’t having an affair with her mole. I don’t blame him really. SJP is too damn long in the face and she hasn’t won a single horse race for him even though he’s entered her in several. Plus, it aint easy shoeing horses. You try hammering nails through high heels day after whinnying fucking day.

He was allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together many times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie, according to Star:

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building.
During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”

Sarah Jessica Parker has removed her chin mole. It shared every starring role that she had and had it’s own agent.

The decison to ditch the well-known mark may have been a reaction from the actress, after criticism from The New York Observer’s Rex Reed that the mole stood out on the big screen in Sex and the City: The Movie.

“There’s nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker, that couldn’t be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up..” Reed wrote.

Amen brother.

I think viewers of ABC’s The Mole pulled it off so they could say they found the mole.

Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.

My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.

Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”

They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.

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