As usual Sarah Palin failed to exercise any intelligence at all while opening her mouth. If America needs further proof that she and her staff are idiots, I’m not sure what would convince them. Should this ditzy and ignorant backwoods Barbie and her angry old man get elected, I truly am scared for our country. God help us all. I just pray that you people get out and vote on Tuesday and secure our future by sparing us this dangerous duo.

Aside from the danger she poses to our country, this is funny stuff.

…And the free clinics are now packed. Penicillin has run out.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the conservative on ABC’s The View, campaigned in Florida over the weekend for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate. Here’s Elisabeth’s introduction of the V.P. nominee. She spoke of the All-American values of the GOP ticket, and had some harsh words for Barack Obama, especially over the Sarah Palin wardrobe criticism…

She needs to stick gto the View and pushing out little Republicans.

Here’s a preview of that porn movie starring that VP candidate with the low IQ and the lipstick.

Here’s a publicity shot from Hustler’s politically-inspired porno Nailin’ Paylin’ starring Lisa Ann.

If you’re into Sarah Palin and are a degenerate freak, you may want a Sarah Palin love doll.

“Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” the box says. “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”

It’s a shame it doesn’t talk.

“No Joe Six-Pack has ever fucked me harder dontcha know!”
“No one has ever been such a maverick in my mouth and anus before!”

[thefrisky]

Here’s a craigslist posting in Los Angeles looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike to be in a porno. I find it interesting that no anal is required since McCain/Palin would like to do the American people in the ass once elected.

[Craigslist]

Hef always has a good eye. He knows how to spot a money-grubbing ho and capitalize on her greed. Hef wants Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin to pose naked in Playboy magazine…if her White House campaign fails.
The 44-year-old Alaska Governor and former beauty queen has a huge male following(God knows why, she’s obviously the type that looks better with clothes on. I mean you can tell she would be good for head now and then, but you don’t want any part of that vagina. It would suck you in turn you into another mindless Washington A-hole) and Hefner is convinced the magazine would fly off the shelves if she agreed.

That’s right, even superheroes hate Sarah Palin. Wonder Woman herself, actress Lynda Carter, who recently talked to Philadelphia Magazine about the potential vp had this to say:

Don’t get me started. She’s the anti-Wonder Woman. She’s judgmental and dictatorial, telling people how they’ve got to live their lives. And a superior religious self-righteousness … that’s just not what Wonder Woman is about. Hillary Clinton is a lot more like Wonder Woman than Mrs. Palin. She did it all, didn’t she?

No one has the right to dictate, particularly in this country, to force your own personal views upon the populace — religious views. I think that is suppressive, oppressive, and anti-American. We are the loyal opposition. That’s the whole point of this country: freedom of speech, personal rights, personal freedom. Nor would Wonder Woman be the person to tell people how to live their lives. Worry about your own life! Worry about your own family! Don’t be telling me what I want to do with mine.

I like John McCain. But this woman — it’s anathema to me what she stands for. I think America should be very afraid. Very afraid. Separation of church and state is the one thing the creators of the Constitution did agree on — that it wasn’t to be a religious government. People should feel free to speak their minds about religion but not dictate it or put it into law.

There you have it. You now have the tall female amazon reaction. One lesbian outraged by another.

No not in that way, though I’m sure they could scissor each other until their legs cut paper. On SNL of course. In a skit that resembles two lesbians presenting at an awards show.

Gina Gershon looks awesome in a Stars and Stripes bikini, in a new spoof on Funny or Die.