If you are strange enough or have some messed up clown fetish, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around for three days and scare you.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.

What are the odds this guy ends up behind bars squeezing a horn every time he drops the soap?

[Geekologie]

Jasonscreations, maker of all kinds of neato USB flash drives, is now offering this custom skull and bones coffin usb flash drive. This custom coffin has 2 gig of memory to keep your bury secrets in. Hot swappable, plug and play, no drivers needed. USB 2.0, PC and Mac compatible. Each drive is tested before shipment.

May your data RIP.

[Etsy]

Ladies, if your pimp gets decapitated, there is hope that he may live to beat you and steal your money another day. He can be downgraded to a robotic dancing head, whose life will be just one upskirt after another.

[Botropolis]

Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car, much to the dismay of anyone not blind. The Daily Mail reports:

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

The question is, did she throw her feces or not?

[Thesuperficial]

Are we taking the “real” thing too far now? After Jessica Rabbit, Homer Simpson, Mario…This is what the real Bowser would look like. You know, if dinosaurs still existed. Would that make Mario a plumber caveman?

This Bowser is a dark and scary mofo.

[Geekologie]