Now you’ll be able to smell the likes of Tom Cruise coming from a mile away thanks to scentology.

A doctor has now begun selling aromatherapy type perfumes with a Scientology slant. However, the Doc claims that Aromatherapy is based on folklore and the diverse general effect of natural oil fragrances. “Scentology IS aromachology, the specific scientifically demonstrated effects of fragrance on mood, mind and behavior.” So does that mean it will make me jump on Oprah’s couch and proclaim that I am in love 100 times?

There are three different Scentology oils priced at $25 each. Peppermint is supposed to help you with endurance, vanilla is to control your craving, and orange is a “bliss booster.” So if you want to join the ranks of Scientology, and see what the other half smells, $25 is all it will cost.

[Scentology] VIA [Slippery Brick]