If you’re into Sarah Palin and are a degenerate freak, you may want a Sarah Palin love doll.

“Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” the box says. “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”

It’s a shame it doesn’t talk.

“No Joe Six-Pack has ever fucked me harder dontcha know!”
“No one has ever been such a maverick in my mouth and anus before!”

[thefrisky]

Hump day is upon us once again and to celebrate I give you the Tri-boobed Area 51 Love Doll. If three breasts, blue skin and suction cup fingers get you off, then by all means defile this thing as payback for all the anal probes they’ve been giving out. Nice mouth on that thing…

It will cost you $20.50 and your dignity.

[Product Page] VIA [Nerd Approved]

Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.

My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.

Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”

They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.

[Pipedream Products]