He no doubt also claims to have rubbed a few out while watching it.

According to Great Britain’s The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape. He claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer’s Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by her and A-Rod for secret afternoon meetings.

Why would A-Rod bang a leathery old harpy when he could have anyone?

Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit against a well known celebrity gossip website on the Internet.

The Love Guru star says that TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing parts of his sex tape.

The suit was filed in U.S. District Court in downtown L.A., as Troyer claims TMZ violated his privacy rights, while infringing on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape on TMZ TV and TMZ.com.

How bout this. Don’t be a freaky midget making sex tapes. That might prevent this kind of thing you little rolly-polly looking frog man.

Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape? It was shot with his former live-in girlfriend at their apartment. A third party got a hold of the tape and the broker is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute this freakish midget odyssey.

[TMZ]

Before the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan etc, there was Marilyn Monroe. Some consider her the ultimate Hollywood sex goddess of hotness. Well, looks like Marilyn was ahead of her time in more ways then we thought. Turns out she had a long lost secret sex tape.

A New York businessman recently purchased a the sex tape featuring Marilyn and an unidentified man for $1.5 million. It was an illicit copy of an FBI classified film and was found by Keya Morgan, a memorabilia collector who helped to sell it. Apparently the tape features Marilyn giving an unidentified wang some oral sex.

“She’s smiling, she’s very charming, she’s very radiant, but she’s known for being radiant. She moves away, and then it [the footage] stops,” he added.

In other words she obviously likes giving.

The video was made in the 1950s and found by the FBI a decade later, but a copy had already been made. The FBI then tried unsuccessfully to prove that the wang belonged to either JFK or his brother Robert F. Kennedy.

At one point, before the FBI had the film, Joe DiMaggio attempted to buy the original version for $25,000 but his offer was turned down.

The point here is that Hollywood girls haven’t changed all that much. they are still getting caught doing dirty deeds on film. God bless all of them.

[AOL]

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, comes this clash of blondness.

For some reason Brit is pissed at Paris. Apparently, it has something to do with those upskirt pics that started her whole downward spiral. Paris probably dissed her and Brit heard about it. Word is that Britney has threatened Paris with the release of some all new exciting footage of the heiress in a compromising position. Footage of a lesbian nature.

The singer and her pals sent the heiress a letter warning her that they would leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with one of Spears’ friends, unless her attitude changed.

Paris is claiming that it’s nothing. Which is what you would expect her to say. We’ll have to see what happens on this one.

My advice to both of you is that you kiss and make up…A long kiss. On film…Then everybody’s got a tape and we’re all happy. Being friends is much better isn’t it?

[Celebridiot]

Apparently she’s not a shaving cream and soap on cars, or toilet papering someone’s house kinda girl. So just how did Paris spend Mischief night?

Well, at least part of it was spent at an adult video store in Toronto, where she entered wearing a Halloween mask, demanding that they take down posters that promoted her infamous sex tape. Then she threatened to call the police as well as her lawyer.

Then a little while later, her manager entered telling the employees there to keep the incident quiet and threatening legal action.

What’s the point Paris? We’ve all seen it. In fact, if you could do us all a favor and go porn star full time, some of us would appreciate it.

Ok, so it didn’t really happen on Mischief Night. Close enough.

[Damnimcute]