Something strange is going on between vagina and cartoons. First these cartoon vibrators show up, now the “Boy And Girl Toy Series Vibrator” rears their reverberating heads.

What’s next? Looney Tunes? A Foghorn Leghorn dildo? Elmer Fudd? “Be very very quiet. I’m hunting poontang.”

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Jamie Hewlett is the guy that illustrates for Gorillaz and he has created a set of six limited edition vibrators for JimmyJane.com. Each comes with a fancy case and a card that gives the back story of each character. If you want to get freaky with one of these pieces of “usable pop-art”, it will cost you $275.00 or $1650.00 for the whole set.

At that price, it’s like they’ve already screwed you.

On a side note. Ladies, please stop trying to replace the penis.

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Holy shit! Something just beat the Wii for strange gaming. No, that’s not a kitchen appliance. You put your penis in that. That’s the SOM, basically a hands free sex machine. Game developer Overflow has synchronized the “dream” device with its erotic game Cross Days.

The game’s website says the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, “Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!” I’ll say.

Hit the link for some pics of the hand and dildo attachments. The Japanese are some pervy little people.

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It would have been a whole different movie had Han Solo been put in one of these. Jabba would have been a butt-pirate and Slave Leia would have been completely willing to participate.

This Latex Vac-Bed is a bondage restraint that connects to a household vacuum cleaner. It immobilizes the individual between two layers of 14 gauge latex rubber by sucking out the air between the “sheets.” It will cost you pervs $640.

I’m assuming Bounty Huntrs will be using this until Carbonite freezing is a viable option.

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