Recent topless photos of Sienna Miller kissing Balthazar Getty have put a spotlight on this steamy affair. The homewrecking actress is known for her fling with Jude Law and one with Rhys Ifans that ended weeks ago. She’s been quietly dating Getty for “at least two months,” a source said to People Magazine.

That’s why she’s Poptherapy’s skank of the week. If you have a man, Sienna has probably fucked him or at least given him oral when you weren’t looking.

A new book about Hef, titled “Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream,” provides details about his open sexual history with family and friends. It tells us what we already knew. That the man is a freak.

“One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers’ words, ‘It was different and exciting.’ According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized.”

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. “It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening,” Watts writes. “[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.”

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This must be the latest sex tape, but I can’t figure out which anorexic tart is humping who.

[More Skeletons humping]

Angelina Jolie sat down with Entertainment Weekly and talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. She also started talking about her sex life while pregnant. Big surprise.

It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.

Great fun, poking an infant in the head with Brad Pitt’s wang. Oh yeah, I’m sure the kid will thank you while he struggles with constant headaches and a lifelong fear of taking meat to the face. Real nice!

Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”

Oh, that’s real good. This one must have walked in on the fetus humping, sees the Brad gun firing off a few rounds and now he’s got a thing for machine guns. Cute. Nice to see the Addams family in it’s early stages here.

[EW]

You and everybody else dude. I thought I did too, until her voice changed and I noticed her bulging muscles and adams apple. But I don’t talk about that, except when I cry late at night.

So Bobby Brown’s son Brandon is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. The Sun:

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.” I was buying it up until that point. I just wrote your name and I still don’t know who the hell you are. I remember something about your mom being on crack and your dad writing a ghostbusters song, but you don’t ring any bells. Sorry.

[The Sun]

Kate Beckinsale is full of useful info. First she told everyone that she’d rather eat poontang than sushi. Now she’s telling Glamour magazine that her skills in bed give her a free pass from sandwich making and learning the art of turning on the stove. Her handlers must have been out having a smoke while she opened her mouth.

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

Nice Kate. We’re kinda sick of hearing about your sex life. It’s very disappointing to hear that you can’t even make a damn hot pocket after offering up your own.

[thesuperficial]

When a woman cares enough to give the very best, she deserves to be rewarded. Ideally at a gala event, in a room full of hundreds. It would make for great TV and a great acceptance speech. Runners up will be sad, but their technique should improve with time. Uncensored pic below.
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The Dark Knight knows how to live. And he’s into some kinky sex with Catwoman, using these cuffs… Of course the 60’s version of Batman probably would have had him using these on poor little Robin…Ewww. Batman is a freak.

[EE]

In an interview with Oprah, Cher revealed her relationship with Tom Cruise.

Jesus, thinking about these two humping is like walking in on two retards fucking. You’re not sure who you feel more sorry for, but it’s sloppy and wrong and your lunch is on the floor.

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “

Cher also said, ”I lived in his apartment.” Tom Cruise was 23 at the time; Cher was 39.

So, she likes gay men. What’s the problem?

In the pic he’s all like, “OMG, it was weird with a vagina.” And she’s all like, “OMG, I know. But you still did good.”

[Damnimcute]

Tanya Devereaux claims she’ll do every virgin that takes an oath of internet neutrality.

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet. Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’. Description of Services The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

I think I could fake the whole virginity thing. So I’m in. Terms of service and a better pic of below.
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