Set geek erections to Warp 10. I thought the Star Trek corset looked hot when we first saw them in February, but check out this pic of them in action.

I’m not sure what planet they are on, but phasers are set to HOT! I’m gonna find out which ship has all of these babes and enlist in Starfleet. The red-corset girl doesn’t even care that she won’t be coming back, she will make dying look good.

[etsy]

This Star Trek corset is from etsy user EveningArwen. It can be customized to any of the ‘Star Trek’ uniform colors, and is inspired by the design of the uniforms on Star Trek: Next Generation.

It will turn you into U-Whor-a(Uhura) in the bedroom. I always wanted to see Deanna Troi in something like this. Notice how it makes the boobage come together like a Ferengi to latinum.

[etsy]

I have a whole new appreciation of Stormtroopers after seeing this sexy Stormtroopers list. Who knew they were so sexy underneath all that armor? It has me thinking about signing up for the Imperial fleet. Some are questionable however. Hit the link for more sexy pics.

[Geekologie]

Is that hot or what? Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero. What the hell is wrong with that kid in the background? He;s playing his frakkin DS instead of looking at Megan Fox’s smoking ass. That kid has issues I tell ya.

All we really know is that this is a hot pic. We have no other info. And yet that is enough. My day is complete now.

[ToplessRobot]

Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

This year’s Zombie Pin-Up Calendar is available at myzombiepinup.com. The 12×12 calendar features 13 drop-dead-gorgeous models. It will cost you $35.00, if you are the type to get a boner looking at a zombie.

[myzombiepinup]

Here’s something guaranteed to give you a geek boner and push that Batman comic out of your lap. A bunch of cosplay pictures. And I mean a bunch. Hit the link for all of them. Cuz I know you haven’t had this much fun since the Princess Peach Upskirts.

[Awesome Cosplayers]

I’ve known plenty of bored housewives in my day. Some carnally. And I can assure you that this chair is an accurate replica. It’s designed by Walter Raes and made out of household items and recycled industrial material such as wire ironing boards, a pair of patent leather, knee high stiletto boots for the arms, leather upholstery for the seat and boots for the front legs.

From my own experience, the only thing missing is a voice module that should say things like, “My husband will be home soon.” Or “I’ve been a bad girl. I wrinkled your shirt”.

[Walterworks]

The Dark Side is looking hot! It’s a Darth Vader corset. It features a Star Wars Lord Vader mask print with alternating flame print fabric. A pair of polka dot ribbon bows top it all off. Rumor is that Vader used to make Grand Moff Tarkin prance around in this off-hours as punishment.

[Etsy]

Here’s Heidi Klum playing GH in a bra and panties. Very clever marketing. I’ve watched it about 10 times. It doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but it does make me wish I were that Guitar.