Remember this T-shirt? Well PETA didn’t approve:

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

So the question is, who is more annoying Jessica or PETA? If Jessica wants to down some guy’s meat, who the hell is PETA to slap it out of her mouth?

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Isn’t that just precious?

Here are a few T-Shirt ideas for her:

Real girls don’t wear T-shirts at all.

Real girls like cheese filled sausage.

Real girls insert meat here.

A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.

[Thinkgeek]

This shirt was made to look like a Haynes workshop manual. Except it’s for R2 units! It will cost the chic geek $24. Inside you’ll find a bicycle, turntable, a Dalek from Dr. Who, and a dentist’s chair. Proof that R2 has got some weird ass stuff inside of him.

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None of the candidates are worth a damn broken coin block. That’s why I will be voting for Mario and Luigi this year.

They get stuff done. The Mushroom kingdom is crime free(well, except for Bowser), they have plenty of coins to balance the budget and their current platform is the Wii. Vote team Mario in ‘08.

[Think Geek]

You know, I’m really starting to have a thing for the girls over there at Shiny Shiny. There’s just something about cute girls who bring things like this awesome Trek shirt to my attention. Things like this make me a happy geek.

By now you should all be familiar with the old joke about crewmen on the original Enterprise beaming down into danger wearing the dreaded red shirt. It’s only $12.99 from ThinkGeek, but if you wear it, we may never see you again.

[Think Geek] VIA [Shiny Shiny]

Thanks to everyone who participated in the hopes of scoring one of these cool shirts. The winners are:

drumroll please….

Guy who commented “Lower your gun, or I’ll blow his damn head off, Brother!” and antonio who simply said “i want it!!!”

Well, you got it. I will be contacting you both through email so be on the lookout. Congratulations.

Keep an eye on the site. We have some very cool things planned for the future.

What could be better then a T-shirt depicting the Princess giving Han Solo a Hand job? Not much, I say. Unless you are Han on the receiving end. Good thing all she did was kiss Luke before finding out he was her brother. She is definitely a naughty girl.

This might be the best T-Shirt ever. It warms my geek heart and makes me wish that a young Carrie Fisher had done that to me. You can buy it for $18.

[Tshirthell] VIA [Fashionably Geek]

Some of us here at PopTherapy are genuinely excited about the big LOST premiere coming on January 31st. To celebrate the 2-hour ABC event, we are giving away a pair of custom made T-Shirts from 247Magnum of Etsy.

247Magnum was kind enough to provide us with a Blue Desmond “Brother” shirt and a yellow “Jacob Is My Master” shirt. Both in Large. They make a wide variety of awesome Pop-Culture inspired shirts with custom iron-ons. Everything from Robocop and Lost to one that combines Diamond David Lee Roth and Doctor Who’s Tardis.

All you have to do if you want one of these cool Lost T-Shirts is leave a comment before midnight on January 31st. On February 1st, we will select the lucky winners and ask for your address. Open to U.S. residents only.

In the meantime be sure to check out their other shop at hobocampcrafts.