So this is what the Space Invaders really look like. I knew it. We always saw them as flat 8-bit graphics. Turns out they’re just like us, flying around in ships and blowing stuff up.

No wonder we never won against them. We were shooting at their damn shadows. I have a new found respect for them now. And now that we know their true form they should be easy to kill. You can get this shirt for only $18.

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Check out this awesome shirt. But don’t be fooled by it. Even as an old man the flash will run circles around your ass.

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80sTees has this amazing shirt for pre-order. This may be the best shirt ever.

[80sTees]

Witness the true power of the dark side.

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Remember this T-shirt? Well PETA didn’t approve:

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

So the question is, who is more annoying Jessica or PETA? If Jessica wants to down some guy’s meat, who the hell is PETA to slap it out of her mouth?

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Isn’t that just precious?

Here are a few T-Shirt ideas for her:

Real girls don’t wear T-shirts at all.

Real girls like cheese filled sausage.

Real girls insert meat here.

A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.

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This shirt was made to look like a Haynes workshop manual. Except it’s for R2 units! It will cost the chic geek $24. Inside you’ll find a bicycle, turntable, a Dalek from Dr. Who, and a dentist’s chair. Proof that R2 has got some weird ass stuff inside of him.

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None of the candidates are worth a damn broken coin block. That’s why I will be voting for Mario and Luigi this year.

They get stuff done. The Mushroom kingdom is crime free(well, except for Bowser), they have plenty of coins to balance the budget and their current platform is the Wii. Vote team Mario in ‘08.

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You know, I’m really starting to have a thing for the girls over there at Shiny Shiny. There’s just something about cute girls who bring things like this awesome Trek shirt to my attention. Things like this make me a happy geek.

By now you should all be familiar with the old joke about crewmen on the original Enterprise beaming down into danger wearing the dreaded red shirt. It’s only $12.99 from ThinkGeek, but if you wear it, we may never see you again.

[Think Geek] VIA [Shiny Shiny]