This is either a LEGO fashion show or a bunch of Devo wives got together for dress up. Designer Jean Charles de Castelbajac displayed some LEGO inspired outfits at a recent fashion show. It’s no big deal. I can also put a lego castle on an anorexic’s head, add a Sgt. Pepper shirt and cloud pants. Done. I think this goes with this video we posted a few weeks ago.

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JCDC Versus LEGO from Four H on Vimeo.
This virtual Lego fashion show should not excite any erections from the crowd. And the models aren’t anorexic skeletons for once. In fact they are kinda tubby thanks to their Lego bodies. The whole thing is like some weird acid trip when you’re on a bus with the Beatles and Paul offers you something that you stick under your tongue. This is what you see a few seconds later, then 40 years later you find that someone has actually made a video of the EXACT same scene on the internets. I’m dealing with that right now. I’m kinda scared.

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Kim Kardashian was voted off Dancing with the Stars last night.

The elimination was a slight upset, because two couples scored lower than Kim and partner Mark Ballas this week, but I think they just figured that was too much ass on the dance floor.

And it’s brought along some old hos to teach the new hos new tricks. Check out the promo below for The CW’s new 90210.

This news makes me want to gag like a poorly fed cat coughing up a hairball. I’ll probably watch because I want to do Brenda and Kelly in bad places while Dylan watches…At the Peach Pit.

Here’s Carmen Electra doing what she does best. Dancing almost naked with a pole nearby. She didn’t get nude though which sucks because people like her fake Hollywood tits. Some depend on her tits to get them through the day. Her body is smoking hot though. Just show it already. You aint getting any younger.

That’s right. Kim Kardashian will be shaking her big ass on stage with the Pussycat Dolls, knocking each of them off stage as Doll meets ass cheek. Supposedly the show will take place on August 15th with everything from pole performances, to flesh flashing and dirty dancing.

It’s always nice when an old leathery skank mentors a young used up skank. The Sun reports that the pair will join forces for Madonna’s “sticky and sweet tour”. Sticky and sweet?

How about Itchy and Scratchy? That’s how your left feeling after being with either one. If Madonna looks at you through the TV your dick burns. They will “appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots”.

I sense a ratings ploy in this homo-erotic show. Apparently, the two of them got mad at each other and Corey Haim started bitching at Feldman saying that he did nothing when a man was molesting him:

In the fiery episode, he says, “You let me get f**cked around in my life. Raped, so to speak, when I was 14 and a half, by a guy you still hang out with. What did you think when you saw that s**t going on with me?”

Feldman replies, “I was being molested at the same time by someone else. What did you do?”

This could be a ratings ploy, since this shit is so fake, but having caught this homo-centric show, I’m convinced that they molested each other while the dog watched.

Joan Rivers was a guest on the British talk show Loose Women. When discussing Russell Crowe Joan warned the crew to be ready to bleep her and followed that by calling Crowe a “Fucking Shit”. Well after the commercial break Joan was gone after having been asked to leave for her actions.

I’d like to say a few things. Russell Crowe is a fucking shit, plus fuck the brits anyway if they can’t handle a dirty word or two. What the hell do they know? Who eats beans and toast for breakfast anyway?

Can’t get enough crap MTV drama in your diet? Don’t you worry. MTV is signing up Paris and Brody Jenner. Brody’s new craptastic show will have him looking for a new BFF, since he apparently lost his BFF on another MTV turd. And since Paris is also looking for a new BFF, she’s getting a show too.

So, now it’s been like 20 years since MTV has been original.

I think they should have a show together. Brody can bang what’s left of her brains out and then complain about herpes, while she gets distracted by shiny things.

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