Hey why not? If Heidi Montag can do it, so can a lobotomized monkey snorting crack.

Her thing can be putting the mic up to her gi-normous ass after a huge mexican meal, singing such hits as Chocolate Rain, or a sequel to Candle In The Wind titled “Blowing Out That Candle In The Wind With A Cartegory 5 Ass Hurricane”.

E! Online reports:

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

I ain’t kidding either. The proof is in the pics. It’s bad enough when you are a celebrity train wreck, but when you reach the diaper wearing milestone it’s gotta be just about over. It’s obviously saggy and it leaks. Nasty!

At least use cloth, Amy…For the environment.

Another pic below.
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On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

[AOL]

In this pic we get to see Amy Winehouse as an innocent little schoolgirl. We all know what the AFTER pic looks like. I think this puts it all in perspective.

[DamnImcute]

It’s been awhile since we visited with the creature from the crack lagoon. She’s looking worse then usual thanks to some scary looking impetigo all over her face, while her arms are all scarred by self-hatred, boredom and generally using herself to strike matches on.

Jesus Christ, in the above pic, she looks like a Vulcan casualty in engineering after the Enterprise took a few warheads.

Our favorite skank, slash tattoo practice mannequin, seemed like she might clean up for a short time. But no. She obviously has some issues she still hasn’t worked out. Enjoy a pic of her self mutilated arm below, while she’s still out in the wild.

You never know when she might get put away in the pokie.

On that note…Poptherapy predicts:

I got a feeling some young officer is about to decipher that treasure map tattooed all over her skin, that leads to a secret stash of drugs. Said officer will be astonished at the sheer amount of ink that was required just to remind her that she’s got a condom full of Heroin in her ass…Which she forgot about.
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It’s always nice to see stars that don’t give up. Most stars are in and out of rehab. Partly because of their messed up lives and partly because they don’t take their shit seriously. Well, by all accounts Fergie takes it seriously. That’s why she is still undergoing narcotics treatment to keep herself clean.

The sometimes hot and sometimes not singer used ecstasy and crystal methamphetamines in her youth. Although she is now drug-free, the 32-year-old still undergoes therapy.

She says: “It wasn’t a quick fix, it was years of work and it’s continual. You don’t go in and out of rehab and then you’re done. I constantly work at things.

“I do hypnotherapy, which is a really big thing in my life. It works well with me because you go back into your subconscious and there are positive suggestions that are said to you. It really works for me.”

We salute Fergie for only currently being addicted to that douche from the Las Vegas show.

[Rumorficial]

Here I thought that was just her natural oil o’ skank booze and drugs byproduct oozing to the surface. Turns out it’s something else, though probably still lifestyle related.

The bumps on Amy Winehouse’s face by night are most likely balls, but those that can be seen by day have been diagnosed as impetigo.

It’s a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps. And it’s highly contagious. Scratching or touching the sores could spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people.

As if I needed another reason to never EVER sleep with it…

Her tattoos might look pretty cool with scabs on them. Sorta like an oil slick in the rain. Pretty rainbow colors…on nasty greasy filth.

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It didn’t take long for some scandals to surface for the motorcycle riding rock and roll nurse of American Idol. Amanda Overmyer, 23, has a checkered past. She had been arrested for a DUI and has a string of 6 driving offenses.

On Oct. 14, 2006, she was stopped by Crawfordsville, Ind., police for speeding. According to the officer, she had bloodshot eyes and her balance was poor. Her blood alcohol measured 0.108 (above the legal limit of 0.08). She was only in jail for 6 hours before her fiancé, Casey Taylor, posted bail for her.

But the really interesting part of the story is that Amanda has naked photos and they are apparently being shopped around. I would guess we will see them soon.

The news source asked American Idol’s spokesman about Amanda’s DUI arrest and naked photo scandal. The publicist said that, “FOX has declined to comment.”

From what little I’ve seen of the show, she’s cute in a butch motorcycle-goth type of way and can sing, but seems to try wayyy to hard to be Janis Joplin. Picture of her mugshot after the jump.

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Shakira is another celebrity selling a bunch of her personal items on eBay including her bra. All the proceeds are going to a Colombian-based charity that helps kids escape poverty, while the sale of the bra helps her boobs escape imprisonment. Cuz you know she’s the kind of gal that likes to let loose and shake what she’s got.

The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra, the Carolina Herrera dress she donned at the Grammys, her entire wardrobe from the sold-out “Oral Fixation” world tour, outfits she posed in for her album covers and tickets to get up close and personal over dinner in Toronto.

Personally, I have no use for her bra, despite what you may have heard about my private life, but if I were bidding on anything it would be a chance to have a private audience with her where she could shake her stuff at me.

Then I would call her Charo and make her say “Coochi Coochi”. It would all end in a restraining order, because I stood outside of her house holding a boombox over my head, but hey it was fun.

[The Superficial]

First, let me just say that if I saw this thing walking down my street, I’d get a shotgun, because I would think it was the apocalypse and that cigarette smoking zombies were coming to eat my flesh.

Also, what with all the tatts and the striped shirt and general undercurrent of skank, she reminds me of a candy cane lying in a New York street. You know, kinda old and grayish with hair sticking to it and whatnot.

Anyhow, looks like Amy Winehouse and her husband may be getting a divorce. Hubby Blake Fielder-Civil asked for it. Looking at the above picture I can’t imagine why.

It’s pretty bad when a prison guy divorces you. He’s probably got better prospects he’s eyeing in the jail.

[Dotspotter]