You know you have to watch. Maybe a few times.

I have no idea who told her that this shit was a good idea. I think she’s just bored and trying to stay relevant by not being very funny.

Yesterday we reported on Hayden Panettiere’s new single “Wake Up Call.” Well, the 18-year-old star released a video to go with it. I find that cotton soaked Vaseline stops ear bleeding.

It’s like a worm crawled in my ear, started a fire and pissed all over my brain to put it out. I guess because she’s hot she thinks she can do anything. She can’t. Stop singing now!!!!

It’s a hard job reporting on Paris stories, cuz on one hand she is an annoying biatch, but on the other hand, I’d still do her.

Despite my predicament, I wholeheartedly agree. Whenever she is on stage she needs to be told to get the fuck off. Then perhaps a gentle swat on the nose with newspaper. The same when she starts rubbing her ass across the carpet because she has worms.

Anyhow, it all went down during 50’s performance at Paris Hilton’s pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine. The rapper gave a shout out to Paris, who started singing in the front row. She then went on stage and started dancing. 50 Cent told her: “Excuse me, you. Could you get the fu** off the stage?”

Hilton reportedly started balling and tried to beg the party’s staff to let her dance, whining “But it’s my party!”

Funny thing is, since she was cut off from her inheritance, it only added up to about $1.50 with both of their sorry asses on stage.

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Leave it to the Japanese and their love of karaoke. Laox, a Japanese electronics and geek merchandise company, have introduced the Pro Voice pill. They claim it will make you a better singer. The tablet contains magnesium and malic acid which apparently gives your throat superhuman powers and gives you a clearer voice.

I can just see that business meeting.

“We must find a way to make fat American geek pay too much for little pill.”

“Most excellent idea Chairman. We say it get them girls. American geek read Comics. Girls no like comics.”

“We tell them it make them big viral rock star like Bon Jovi. American girls love Bon Jovi.”

“Then we just give them vitamin pill. We get money. They go back to comic.”

[Techopolis]