Troubled skank Britney Spears, plans to take time out from her bust schedule of acting like a psycho, to return to prime-time television.

The 26 year old will appear as a guest star on an upcoming episode of the CBS sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”.

Shouldn’t her kids be the center of the show, while hundreds of males line up and tell them stories about “How I Met Your Mother”?

“I was like at a gas station and like, this pudgy singer comes in and steals a lighter. I was like whoa, I’d hit that. Then I did. Awersome!”

[AOL]