LifeStyles Condoms offered the 15-year-old skank in training $1 million to be the new “face” of their product. They think that Miley Cyrus, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.

The VP of marketing for LifeStyles:

“With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley Cyrus is both influential and relatable to this afflicted group of people - and the most obvious choice to get the safe sex message out to teens across America.”

They offered $1 million, and LifeStyles also offered Miley Cyrus a lifetime supply of condoms. I have a feeling she’ll need them.

Miley Cyrus is now selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.

Already a prostitute!. Didn’t take long did it? Starting Tuesday her fans pedophiles will have the chance to win a date with her. I wonder just what that date includes and if it includes a free trip to the VD clinic.

Seen here with the dude that makes a living propping her, it should be pretty clear that nasty is not the new sexy. Apparently she has no idea how revolting she is. From The Sun:

The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

After that, Amy then headed off to the Monarch where she attempted to seductively pose in front of the Union Jack.

WTF?

Sarah Larson may no longer be George Clooney’s easy ride, but she’ll always be someone’s one-night rental. Like in the pic above, pressed against the wall by some horny dude. What a gal. Even I could score with this chick. Hollywood here I come. I’ll be random dude number 2165.

Let’s begin by asking Sally Struthers. “Do you want to have hair like Paris Hilton?”

“Sure. We all do.”

There ya go. Now you can. Paris may be shaved below(That’s how I like to imagine it) but up top she has a full head of hair. That’s why the heiress launched Clipin-Go, a line of fake hair extensions, making it even easier for her fans to copy her look.

Clipin-Go comes in 10 different colors, and each set costs a whopping $80. The ads for this snake oil are currently being shot at Smashbox Studios in LA starring none other than Paris herself.

[Parishiltononline]

Who knew Mariah Carey was a nerd? Her latest video for Touch My Body has lyrics that include geek-speak, references to YouTube and Guitar Hero. She bounces around like she’s playing bimbo pinball, while skanking it up in an unbuttoned shirt, showing off her black bra. She and her boobs dance around with a geek squad techie who is trying to fix her computer.

At one point, she seductively says, “The download speed was killing me. Please tell me you updated to 802.11n.” I am so turned on right now. I must have found 20 different frames that showed her ass cheeks. It’s actually pretty damn comical as she like so many others have just become lame parodies of themselves.

[TechieDiva]