When it comes to Aliens, it’s not all ass probing and stealing your sperm to create hybrid babies. Sometimes they are cool and drive around in awesome retro ships that hold candles to heat your fragrance oil…Or maybe they just want it to smell nice and set a romantic atmosphere while they ram alien tech up your tailpipe.

Whatever the case, women like for things to smell nice. Men like starships. So you can both be happy for only $19.95.

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Thanks to some mad scientist German company you can now buy a perfume that will make you smell like a vagina. But wait, I thought this was Paris Hilton’s scent. That’s right, she’s the “after” scent. My mistake.

Anyway, according to the makers of Vulva, their product is not a perfume, but “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” Uhhh, OK.

The “research team” is working on complimenting the original scent with two new smells, “Exotic” and “Eighteen”. The latter is just wrong. Even more wrong than this blog post.

I gotta say, I can’t think of any better way to get the cats in the neighborhood all in one place.

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