Dude…*cough cough* I’m gonna like totally nail Smurfette tonight. So hungry. Mouth so dry. How’d I get in the Indian outfit? At least I didn’t get violated by Gargamel again. Dude, I’m so baked.

[Faboo]

Smokers in Minnesota may once again have the opportunity to light up in bars and restaurants due to an interesting interpretation on a Minnesota smoking ban.

A recent state ban on smoking in restaurants and other nightspots contains an exception for performers in theatrical productions. Some bars are evading the ban by posting playbills that encourage customers to come in costume, and pronouncing them “actors.”

The so-called “Theater Nights” have aspiring actors/customers polishing their acting chops by playing right along, happily puffing away and even maintaining their “character” with funny accents and some improvisation as well.

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It won’t be long before our gal Amy graces the cover of Crackwhore magazine. She’s just shooting up the skank chart. Or maybe just shooting up, who knows.

Here’s an adorable home movie of her smoking crack. It plays like the Blair Witch Project. She would be the scary zombie Queen.

This is probably the biggest scare I’ve had since the original Alien movies. I lost my popcorn twice and I never care to have sex again.

Because of this video, Amy Winehouse is now under full 24-hour surveillance to help her get off of drugs. Her father, Mitch, has hired some professional help for the singer.