Pretty cool, but do they make the going-down-pipe noise every time you put your feet in? They damn well better if I’m gonna pay $12 for these. A great way to pretend your feet are warping to different levels, if you happen to be a video game nerd in need of socks.

What’s next? Socks with a smashed Goomba on the bottom? I hope so. It would save me the trouble of smashing them myself. Goombas are real ya know.

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These socks will turn your feet into a pair of smokin’ butts. If you choose to put them on saggy old lady tits, so she has a smokin’ pair, that’s your business. $9.99.

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