When it comes to Aliens, it’s not all ass probing and stealing your sperm to create hybrid babies. Sometimes they are cool and drive around in awesome retro ships that hold candles to heat your fragrance oil…Or maybe they just want it to smell nice and set a romantic atmosphere while they ram alien tech up your tailpipe.

Whatever the case, women like for things to smell nice. Men like starships. So you can both be happy for only $19.95.

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Reproduce the action from that fateful day in 1947 when an alien ship(supposedly) crashed in Roswell New Mexico. In your garden or on your lawn. That’s right, you can have a miniature alien scene in your garden with no fear whatsoever of anal probing and bleeding from any other orifice. The men in Black will be at your door in no time. You may even get a visit from Mulder and Scully. But I can’t stress this enough…From my vast experience with UFO lore, this SHOULD keep your precious rectum virginity intact. I’m pretty sure.

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