This is the world’s nastiest cookbook. It’s called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. Somehow I don’t think Martha Stewart would approve.

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This USB drive is a questionable way of storing files. It makes me re-think the whole birds and the bees thing. Unlike real sperm which wiggles and squirms, forcing itself into an egg, you’ll have to put this in your USB port by hand.

It was handed out at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine’s 2008 conference. My laptop is scared.

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You have to admire a woman who knows what she wants and makes a homemade sign telling you. Jodie Marsh stopped by a radio show yesterday and sent out a request for sperm from any willing donor. Apparently, she’s a lesbian, but wants a baby.