Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. The words “Holy Fuck” come to mind. he’s sporting some interesting tramp stamps/Skank markings. I may have to spank her for that. She clearly needs discipline.

I should probably calm down. Too many quarts of rum while blogging impairs my senses. Does she really look that good? Or is this like the time I brought that fat girl home because she claimed to be Lindsay Lohan? That was a fuck of a night. I don’t think anything happened. I came too and she was eating a two pound chunk of bacon she pulled from her moo-moo (she called it lingerie). I got rid of her by rubbing chicken grease from the bedroom floor to the door. Then I propped the front door open and as soon as she got the scent, she bent down to have a lick. Then it was just a matter of kicking her in the ass and watching her slide onto the lawn. Good times.

Sometimes it’s best to keep one’s mouth shut. As typically happens, Stupid Spice opened her mouth and gave us a glimpse of shallow thought processes. In short, she thinks very highly of herself(Despite looking like a mannequin) and she believes true fans are the ones that cry and pass out when they see her.

“When I went to Japan recently there were lots of lovely little Japanese people there to greet me. There were tears, which I always like. I think that shows you are a true fan, when you cry - or when you pass out. When the paramedics are called, it’s always a good sign. That shows real determination as a fan.”

Shallow much? I bet she’d be over the moon if some deluded “little Japanese people” committed suicide at the sight of her. Jesus Posh, your 15 minutes have got to be nearly up. Don’t alienate the few fans you have left.

It’s like she thinks she’s Snow White and the Japanese people are the 7(billion) Dwarves.

[DamnImCute]